”I have facial hair” sounds like your face is hairy as the Beast. He has facial hair. You have a beard.
Applying for a job. the page ask me if my sex is male or female and if my gender is masculine or feminine. Can I slap them?
I want a superhero movie where the hero dies in the first ten minutes and the woman who was supposed to be the love interest puts on his costume and becomes an even better hero.
I want all of the advertising to be for the hero and none of the marketing to even allude to this death.
Right now I fucking hate life. I hate being a man, hate being fat, hate losing my hair on the temples and can’t afford to pay for implants. I don’t want to see any of my friends cause NO you are not helping. I just wanna fucking die and I don’t fucking care about you’re fucking lie of ‘accept yourself’. I’m gonna spit at my shrink and at anyone who comes up with this utter bullshit again.
does anyone else feel like they just lost their favourite uncle
Do you ever have that outfit you wear so often you think
"Yes, this is the outfit I’d be drawn in everyday if I was a cartoon"